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2006-11-10T11:27:00.000+08:00

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Global warming

2006-11-10T11:25:00.000+08:00

Hunger

2006-11-06T14:26:00.000+08:00

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Ang Mo Kio Man

2006-11-03T16:37:00.000+08:00

Just happen to knoe that the Man killed in the Clementi MRT a couple of days back....yes, the second case, reside in Ang Mo Kio. Isn't it gahment by Mr Wee, the recently so in limelight MP of Ang Mo Kio GRC?

Apparantly it's another poor chap who's living in poverty, in debts and feedin on instant noodles...taking into account tat the 1st case of MRT sucide churn in $500,000 for the 1st victim family, perhaps try to achieve the same for his.

Now tat this is the second case in recent news, probably 2 weeks apart, all local/major....er...only 1 (SPH)newspapers seems to abandon old news. Just a small clipping and writeup and main concern is the traffic heldback caused by this sucide. So it seems tat the donations are not pouring in as expected. (Well, just goes to prove that in order to make $, you got to be innovative and the first to be doing it....even in sucide in this sad case.)

Until such cases happen, gahment then say, come to us if u're in need...we'll help you. kindly fill up this application form and our staff will get back to you shortly(wat exactly is the meaning of shortly?) if we found tat u're qualify for our funds. And the elites will say, it's the suvival of the fittest!, get out of my elite uncaring face....another one bites the dust.

Wonder if such cases will happen if the money goin to the Scholarship progamme for elites like Wee Shu Min are redirected in helpin the poor and needy. Wat's the point of being so high educated when one becomes so cold and unfeeling towards the less fortunate? N u expect ppl like her to serve and lead the country in the future? Can you imagine her being an MP and involve in the weekly meet the people session, telling them to Fark off from my face and it's ur bloody fault for being poor and useless! so stop complainin to me about ur problems, blame urself, ur family and everybody around u for not being AN ELITE!

Now pardon me for my incensed diatribe tat was written in pathetic little scraps that passed off as sentences, with poor spelling and no grammar.

I wonder

2006-11-03T11:48:00.000+08:00

I realise for the past few days, after including the name Wee Shu Min in my blogging articles, the number of hits went up by like 2000%!....I kid u not...and nope..u didn't see wrongly, it's 2000%...TWO THOUSAND....

Imagine this i usually have only abt 1-2 hits....suddenly i had 200plus hits a day. Just happened tat the name Wee Shu min is also in the top ten list of technorati most popular. Interesting fact?

Wat happen if i try to link all the tags in the top ten most popular/search list?

However, I must admit tat I dun really read about news overseas, example John Kerry belittles US military...ok, i know the headlines but the whole story...nah..i'm clueless. I've yet to explore the video clip in youtube about it. Maybe i will do a search in google. Tell me abt Xiaxue and i might know a thing or two.

And whos' Ted Haggard tat is suddenly hoggin the most popular list?...hmm....time to do some reading up and research. I'm totally lost.

Wat abt scrybe and borat? Sorry man...u gotto find it out yourself!!...maybe u can drop me a comment or two to tell me more perhaps?...

Cheers

Note: The author tried aimlessly to reach 10,000 hits a day with his blog....find out tml if he succeed.

Old news

2006-11-02T13:32:00.000+08:00

Seriously I dun really understand why ppl are still interested in her news?...Frankly speaking, i'm more interested in the FINES that SCV (Singapore Cable Vision...tat's showin HBO, AXN..etc) is involve in for airing...well read it yourself!! Btw, tat's our MP Mr Wee, Wee shu min father.

Wee Shu Min's bikini Photo

2006-11-02T13:15:00.000+08:00

Got the photos off the web. Apparently all I could find are these photos of her in bikini.

Wee Shu Min's Sage Part 2

2006-11-01T16:24:00.000+08:00

Finally after some digging and research...the story of Wee shu min unfold.

Background

Wee Siew Kim (born 19 August 1960) is a current Member of the Parliament of Singapore in the Ang Mo Kio Group Representation Constituency (Jalan Kayu) since 2001, representing the current ruling People's Action Party. He is currently serving through his second term after winning in the 2006 general elections. He had his education in Raffles Institution, followed by the Imperial College of Science and Technology in London, followed by a MBA in Stanford University. Currently, he is the president of the defence business section in Singapore Technologies Engineering since the year 2000. Wee is married with four children.

Wee Shu Min

One of Mr. Wee's daughters, Wee Shu Min, found herself in an Internet scandal on October 2006 for posting on her blog what is viewed by Singaporeans to be elitist [1], naive and insensitive statements against heartlanders.[2] Dismissing the views of a Singaporean Derek Wee who voiced concerns on job security and age discrimination on his blog, she shot back with a take-no-prisoners diatribe[1][3] that Derek is a "stupid crackpot", "the sadder class", overreliant on the government, and in Singapore where society is "far too survival of the fittest" and to "get out of my elite uncaring face".[4] Following intense criticism by netizens on her post as highly insensitive at a time where coincidentally a high-profile suicide of a poverished heartlander at Chinese Garden MRT Station was heavily publicised[5][6] and her name topping Technorati's search terms for a week, she has since appeared to have apologised on another blog and shut down her own.[2]
A 18 year old student on Raffles Junior College's scholarship programme, her father has spoken out that he supported Shu Min's point in principle[7], and her college principal have expressed some disappointment and counselled her to be more sensitive towards others. Her father has also claimed that her privacy has been violated. [2] Critics point out however, that her father appears to have endorsed her elitist remarks and has failed to cover more important values such as empathy and humility, the government has previously made it clear that there was no such thing as privacy with the imprisonment of bloggers under the Sedition Act about more than a year earlier, [8] and that Shu Min should be old enough to take responsibility the consequences of her statements.[1]
Two days after Wee Siew Kim had first spoken out on The Straits Times, he has since made an apology to those felt were offended by statements made in his interview and in particular to Derek Wee,[9] though netizens were left wondering that if it was genuine or tokenistic to appease.[7][1] Commentators point out from this controversy the Singapore is suffering from increasing signs of political elitism creeping into its meritocracy model, a widening social stratification that will cause long-term implications for the Singapore society,[6] and problems in the education system that needs to be addressed.[3]

source from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Shu_Min

QSTR

2006-11-01T15:04:00.000+08:00

Anybody hear abt QSTR, it's suppost to be a home base business system tat will make you residual income...MLM again.

I've actually gotten this information from an advertisment of The New Paper. Gotto go to this
particular website and read about some success stories, fill up some forms. Wait for reply,

well, somebody did call me up and send me this "success booklet" but there's a catch. U gotto
pay around SGD$25 for some online training or SGD$45 for personal training plus DVDs and
some manual.

Try to do some research online for QSTR and ended up with some taiwan websites tat compare
QSTR to MSI by Robert G Allen. Another of this home base business system tat sells health
products.

Anybody with more info on QSTR kindly email me or drop me a comment...although SGD$25 is
not alot of money...but nowadays every cents count!...

Cheers

Wat's the saga all about?

2006-11-01T13:14:00.000+08:00

What exactly is the saga of Wee Shu Min all about?...Seems to me like it's much ado about nothing.

So wat's the big deal with a MP who's daughter wears bikini?...or did i get my facts wrong?..

Hmm....interesting cyberspace.

For more info...pls visit xialanxue.blogspot.com

Secondary school story

2006-11-01T12:45:00.000+08:00

Secondary school, it’s either the beginning of a new era of your teenage life or the end of your childhood. The school I chose to go into is because as a guy when you get promoted to upper sec, you get to wear pants. You are right; my initial choice is to get into one of the top Sap school in the country, The Chinese High School. But when I know that it’s a pure boys school, I back out. Now for plan B, the next choice that is near to my home (Btw, I stay in west area) is river valley high school. Co-ord with gals. Yuppie. But still, no pants in upper sec.

I gave up searching for the perfect school of my dream. I went into Fairfield Methodist Secondary School. Little did I know that even though it’s co-ord school, lower secondary classes stills gets divided amongst boys and girls. Arh…well, only comfort I get is at least u get to gore at the girls in our own school compound and yes, I get to wear pants.

First 2 years of my secondary school life just zap by without any many happenings. Boys class, boys talk with all the interest and energy gather around silly boys’ games like catching spiders, exchanging shiny collectable cards, engross in Street fighters and stuff. Girls are just the occasional treats to the eyes, nothing more beyond that. Perhaps at my age and my time, the thinking of BGR is not as common as it is of today, internet is considered alien to us. Be happy with a 286 processor computer if you do happen to own one. Hey, what do u expect from a guy who’s primary school days still require u to brush ur teeth by the drain??!!. Not forgetting the weekly ordering of milk packets.

Thus, we are extremely excited by the thought of proceeding to upper secondary whereby girls and boys co-exist together in a tiny little class room. 30 in number to be exact. A few kakis of mine decided to opt for the same class studying geography (Who cares abt history when there is a saying, let bygones be bygones. Haha, my guess is whoever come invented this sayings probably hates history) and thus ending up in the same upper sec class. So coincidental that our grades are almost similar. Perhaps due to the excess copying of answers, cheating and not payin attention during our lessons.

Halloween

2006-11-01T12:20:00.000+08:00

Happy belated Halloween...

I spend my Halloween not goin anywhere but watchin tv....

Suddenly had a craving for having Kambeng (Mutton) soup so i drove

around the neighbourhood....visited 5 coffeeshops in all...3 stores dun have it(although it's on their signboards)

1 store sold out and 1 store still cooking it.....seems fated tat i'm not to have my soup.

Facts of life 2

2006-10-30T14:32:00.000+08:00

Calvin was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

David, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her

Dearie, Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Calvin looked at David and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you

have been married, you still call your wife by these pet names."

David hung his head and whispered,

" To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Facts of life

2006-10-30T14:27:00.000+08:00

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and

she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind

their wives.

She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," said the journalist.

"What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"

To which the Kuwaiti woman replied:

"Land mines."

Funny comics

2006-10-30T14:23:00.000+08:00

WOW South Park Episode

2006-10-19T14:54:00.000+08:00

This video clip is so funny i think u're definately enjoy it!

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Check this out

2006-10-18T17:23:00.000+08:00

Check out this cool game I've found online!...Haha Enjoy

Whack a Ground Hog

Whack as many ground hogs as you can before the time runs out.

Play this free game now!!

Haze in Singapore

2006-10-17T11:09:00.000+08:00

Damn those forest fires and damn those fire starters.

Makes me feel as if I'm in genting, only difference haze is Singapore is smokey and the haze of genting is cooling and refreshing!

The haze that is blanketing Singapore comes from central Kalimantan.

(photo courtesy of http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/235784/1/.html)

What can you see?

2006-10-17T10:50:00.000+08:00

Just receive an email containing this photo. What more do i need to say, a picture speaks a thousands words!

True Friends

2006-10-16T15:54:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wonder sometimes, those friends around you who are truly your friends?

In terms of troubles and needs, who are those friends whom will truly stick their heads out on the chopping board for you?

I've many friends around me, working colleagues, associates, etc...

My handphone contract list have almost 400 plus names. N when in actually need or trouble, there's only actually a handful I can actually called.

N out of those handful I called, about a quarter responded to my plea.

Sad and shameful to say, these few true friends who responded are actually having the least contacts with me.

I didn't actually spend time with them. Some ask me out for drinks, dinner...Etc and time and again I've procrastinate my meeting up with them.

Those that hang around much with me are those that are full of excuses in time of needs.
Not blaming them, they have their own commitments.

True friends are hard to come by. Treasure them. I'll tell you more in my next entry.

New Nursery Rhyme

2006-10-13T17:54:00.000+08:00

Last posting for today....next update will be on Monday 16th Oct. Stay Tune!

Humpty Dumpty Sat on the Wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All the King's horses and all the King's men,

Said, Aiya leave him alone lah....he's only an EGG!

Hmm....Kids nowadays

2006-10-13T17:48:00.000+08:00

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin.

"How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.

"Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this

family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

Not for the UNDERAGE!!

2006-10-13T17:41:00.000+08:00

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the

process, told him that he would now need to enter a password..

Something he will use to log in. The husband was in a rather foul mood and figured he

would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked

him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in

P E N I S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***

Millions of Dollars

2006-10-13T14:55:00.000+08:00

I've spend the entire morning surfing thru the net, trying to find a method to make money online, and u know wat? I'm back to square 1.

4 hours later after signing up for some (at least 5) guru website that teaches you how to make money fast, easy....cars, houses, leverage holidays, health products....etc

In the end, my conclusion is that I'm definately not cut out for this kinda money. Guess the one thing i did is to make them richer instead of me earning something.

Hell i even sign up as a ebay seller....but dunno wat to sell. haha. N i remember tat somebody actually manage to sell an old rusty nail for USD $150!!!. The buyer says she's drunk tat night and she's hoping to get nail!...yes u heard it right, SHE!

I believe being in the right place at the right time doing the right thing is one of the way of making it rich. Being hard working only let u lead a comfortable life.

So here i'm back writing my blog...hoping to gain more traffic...hoping to get back some or that handful of my readers as well as to increase the $1.35 that i've earn from adsense since the start of my blog. Not bad for 2 years of blogging with 9 months inactive.

Updates

2006-10-13T14:49:00.000+08:00

It's been a super long time since I've updated my blog...well just an update of wat i've been up to.

I'm currently working in a manufacturing company as the factory manager.
My younger brother is currently studying in New Zealand.

N i hope to be able to update my blog as frequency as possible.

Cheers

Francis

Funny facts from Truth or Fiction

2006-01-04T15:48:00.000+08:00

It's been quite a while since I last updated my blog. Busy with Christmas, New year celebration....all of these celebrations plus alcohol intoxication makes my brain block and mind blank thus empty blog entry for past few days. Haha. Anyway, here's an interesting website that i came across and decided to share it with you guys.

About TruthOrFiction.com

TruthOrFiction.com is a web site where Internet users can quickly and easily get information about eRumors, warnings, offers, requests for help, myths, hoaxes, virus warnings, and humorous or inspirational stories that are circulated by email.

NORFOLK Naval Air Station Virginia -- One of the military's largest transports got stuck at the end of a runway atop the I-564 overpass for more than 16 hours. It was unable to turn around at the West end of Chambers Field at the Norfolk Naval Station.

The incident forced the closing of the field to all but helicopter traffic and made for a dramatic sight for hundreds of motorists passing beneath it during morning rush hour. "That thing's like a big building sitting there.'' said motorists.

The nose of the aircraft actually stuck out and OVER the Interstate! The aircraft's nose was so far over the end of the ramp, the crew was unable to see the runway where it was supposed to turn around so the pilot simply had to leave it at the end of the runway.

The Air Force C-5 Galaxy, largest airplane in the free world, is almost as long as a football field and as high as a six-story building.

Weighing 420 tons with a full load, it uses a system of 28 wheels to distribute its weight. The aircraft had to wait for a specially made tow bar trucked in from Dover, Delaware!

When the tow bar arrived, it was used to hook the C-5 to a tractor that then turned the aircraft around. The plane was not damaged. (Image and article from www.truthorfriction.com)

HAPPY 2006 and MAY THE YEAR BE SMOOTH SAILING!!!

Nature Sightings

2005-12-29T16:16:00.000+08:00

When is the last time you look up the sky and see beautiful sightings such as rainbows arches across the bright blue sky in a sunny day?

I happened to took this photo with my Nokia HP when i was stopped at a traffic junction near my house.

I just had to stop my car to take another photo.

How about rainbow surrounding the sun?

Doesn't these natural sightings just calm you down after a long hectic day of hard work? It sure works for me. Maybe it's another sign that the top lottery toto prize of $600,000 is working it's way towards me!!
Hahaha....Didn't you know? Rainbow represents luck!

True Faith

2005-12-28T07:57:00.000+08:00

2005 will soon pass, looking back at what I've achieve for the past year, I really wonder if it's a year wasted. Every year I'll try to make a new year resolution but always failing to achieve what I've targeted. For 2006, my new year resolution should be to achieve whatever my resolution is!

That reminds me of a good friend of mine, Liqiang. Sometime back in 1996, we were celebrating new year's eve together and we vow to fulfill our resolutions for once. My resolution is to cut down on my spending spree while his is to stop taking taxis. 5 mins into 1997, he took a taxi home!

This is what i call True Faith!!

Chocolate makes the world go round!

2005-12-22T09:14:00.000+08:00

My 3 year old niece Anndrya simply loves Chocolate!! Chocolate cakes, chocolate ice-cream, fondue, cookies....

This occasion happens to be my Mom's birthday and we have a buffet dinner at Parkroyal Hotel which they offer Chocolate fondue as dessert.

This young little gal simply enjoying her Chocolate.

Marshmallow dip in Fondue.

Mummy, I want more!!!

Another satisfied kiddo...with chocolate all over her mouth!!

Chocolate cakes anyone??...

Guess I'm going to gain a few more pounds adding to my already big belly!!!

Something to Ponder On.

2005-12-22T08:12:00.000+08:00

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
(I Like this one!!)

Nominated!!!

2005-12-21T15:20:00.000+08:00

My Blog is being nominated for BoB Award!!! BoB (BEST OF BLOGS AWARDS).

This is totally unexpected of because : Firstly, I only started blogging for less than 2 months

Secondly, I'm being nominated for Most humorous blog.
(I thot Best New Blog might be more logical)

Special Thanks to Mr Neil for his kind nomination, although I can't quite comprehend what he means by "Funni in a evil way"

PS Mr Neil, kindly leave a comment or email or some form of methods i can contact you for a BIG Treat for the nomination!!.

Seriously I'm really happy just to be nominated and hopefully i might just end up as a finalist!

Here's one more for all you nice ppl out there.

The bride tells her husband:"Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about Sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards,the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles:"Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles:"Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes. But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not life imprisonment!"

2005-12-20T11:25:00.001+08:00

ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

A gorgeous family is sitting around the supper table.

The son asks His father, Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said,

"Mum , how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers,

"Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.

In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"

Well, Christmas trees are banned from my house once I hit my fifties.....

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

Transformation of a Call Girl

2005-12-16T10:35:00.000+08:00

There are alot of interesting articles and news on The New Paper. (Singapore Midday newspaper)

One particular piece of news that caught my attention is about a Former Brazilian Prostitute's transformation from a call girl, seeing up to five 'Clients' daily to a best selling author who spends her days rushing to interviews and promoting her book on the radio and appearing on late-night TV talk shows.

"Her rise to Fame began when she started venting about her experiences with customers on an Internet Blog.

Her online journal became so popular that is was featured in several Brazilian magazines" Quoted The New Paper dated 15th Dec 2005

Her book, The Sweet Venom Of The Scorpion: The Diary Of A Call Girl, is a vivid account of the three years that the 21 year old Pacheco spent selling her body for money.

It's amazing how the power of blogging can change a person's life so drastically, and in this case I'm really happy that she manages to get out of her hardship thru the opportunity of internet and blogging.

There is even an opportunity for the book to turn into a movie. The book publisher commented that while the book has lots of sex details, it had all the ingredients of a good soap opera, family drama and love stories.

N the good thing about the transformation is that Ms Raquel Pacheco, with money in the bank and a best seller in her resume, she says to have plans to finish high school and go to college to study psychology.

That puts me to shame that with all that is being provided for me, without worries abt the financial aspects to my education, I actually intended to try using the below mention excuses (previous entry) for getting bad results.

For all that might be interested to view her blog, it's a http://www.brunasurfistinha.com/blogs/ (It's not in English) and while it rarely focuses on sexual escapades these days, it stills get about 20,000 hits a day.

Now anybody for a call boy services?......NOT MINE (of cos)...it's refer to 2 entries below, 100% Natural!

Damn, why didn't i thot of that when I'm still studying!

2005-12-15T08:16:00.000+08:00

A mother passing by her daughter's
bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the
center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."

With the worst premonition, she opened
the envelope and read
the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that
I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new
boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I've been finding real passion with John who by the way is 56 years old
and he is so
nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and
his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion mom, I'm pregnant and John
said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer
in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. He wants to have many more children with
me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and trading
it with his friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure
deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm
sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Julie

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer. I love
you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Yummy Yummy!!!

2005-12-14T08:24:00.000+08:00

The photos below are 100% natural without
going thru any plastic surgery!!

Showing Some Cleavage!! Looking Good!

How about a close up?? Drool!!!

Now for the real deal! Muahahaha!!

Reasons why Men are better friends!!

2005-12-14T08:18:00.000+08:00

Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends :
5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he just left!

Conclusion: Men are better friends !!!!

Job Scam or Job Opportunity

2005-12-12T09:17:00.000+08:00

Just last week, I was being offered an (Opportunity) for a job change and to a chance to work overseas. First of all, the position is Private Equity Fund manager and secondly the pay is approximately US$120k - US$1 million annually.

Well, I need to explain the situation and my background. As you may have read (first few entries), I studied Civil Engineering but have a Degree in Business Management. It means that officially I have NO Finance/Banking management background. N currently I'm working in a Shipping cum manufacturing company.

N along came this company, namely Fund Management Careers Consulting INC. www.fundmanagementcareers.com offered me the opportunity for a career change, with attractive pay packages. But the catch is I have to go for a week training to London so as to equip myself for the necessary knowledge for the new job. Most importantly, I have to pay upfront US$17,000 for the week course.

While accommodation and air tickets will be bore by my employer. N all other information is confidential.

I'll tried to do a seach for the company and I couldn't really get any useful information out of it. N no doubt if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Still, I'm not really brushing it aside as it might really just be an opportunity. So I'm actually seeking for help that if any fellow bloggers/readers have any information/encounter with regards to the company or proposal, I'll really appreciate if you can e-mail me or post your comments. BTW, I've a week to reply for the offer.

Terrible Typo Errors

2005-12-10T09:51:00.000+08:00

A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you
were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.' When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

Moral of the Story:
Double proof read everything before you send.
Don't trust others to write it right for you.

Outsourcing To Play??

2005-12-09T16:11:00.000+08:00

Is the virtual gaming world becoming a money making tool?

"The new industry sees gamers from all over the world, who, either lacking the hours or the patience to work their way up to higher levels of gamedom, hire the Chinese to play the early rounds for them." Quote The New Paper dated 9th Dec 2005.

What's up with the world today? Isn't the trill and the fun of these online games playing them? Nowadays the trend is spending time killing monsters and harvesting virtual items so that these goods can be sold for REAL money to other online gamers. I guess the saying(from Seeker of course, who else) of 'when the going gets tough, the tough gets going....to find all methods to make $$' does stands.

N it's a lucrative job considering the fact that a Chinese gamer can make about US$250 a month, which is pretty good compared to other jobs and the fact of just playing games all day. (A production worker in china gets paid about US$150 a month (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4436692.stm) and the reason why the outsourcing is that:

"The cost of someone's time is much bigger in American than in China," professor of telecommunications at Indiana University Edward Castronova, explaining why some of the 100 million gamers world wide choose to outsource their gameplay. (The New Paper 9th Dec 2005)

The piece of info that really interests me is that the world of online gaming is said to generate US$2.1 billion a year in China. How much does the blogsphere generate annually??

Maybe it's time for me to try some online gaming..........after I've learn the art of coordinating my mouse/keyboard handling movement from my vision.

2005-12-09T08:44:00.000+08:00

Izzy, The Sarong Party Girl. Snap shots taken from Channel 5. (Disclaimer : The photos are not taken by me, I downloaded them off the web. Kindly email me if there's any objection to the photos being posted here for removal.)

2005-12-09T08:41:00.000+08:00

Singapore Idol Finalist Ms Daphne

She is gonna Win....Again.

2005-12-08T15:52:00.000+08:00

The current hot topic is all abt the 2005 Weblog Awards (Best Asian Blog category) which 3 of our local famous & infamous bloggers are nominated. Namely Mr Brown, Mr Miyagi and xiaxue. http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_asian_blog.php

Just yesterday when i voted for Mr Brown, the vote counts were looking very promising for him and he's leading the pack by more than half the votes. (You can only see the vote counts after you voted)

Only a day after xiaxue posted on her blog asking for supporters, her vote balloon up to twice that of her nearest competitor. N yes, i read her blog and check for updates but seriously isn't it time for someone else to take over?

She might be Singapore most popular(infamous) blogger but I'm sure there are tons of bloggers out there who's contents are comparable or perhaps better.

BTW, if you happen to watch TabTV last night on Channel 5, it feature another infamous blogger, Sarongpartygirl Izzy. She's voicing her opinion on Teenage sex and the number of men she slept with. N i happen to tune in when our Singapore Idol Finalist Ms Daphne commented that she's still a Virgin. Interesting show isn't it? Guess this is another option I'll can keep myself occupied on weds nite.

Kids nowadays!

2005-12-08T13:52:00.000+08:00

Young Pete was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,

"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Young Pete replied, "My grandfather lived to be 90 years old."

"Oh?", replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No", replied Little Johnny, "he minded his own fuc*ing business!!"

Interesting Experience

2005-12-07T13:17:00.001+08:00

Just a couple of day ago, i receive a phonecall from a lady by the name of Jessica from the makeover studio called Naughty by Nature, along circular road (Boat Quay).

She told me that I've Won a makeover package due to some lucky draw which i couldn't remember participating. So she made an appointment with me for ytd and i'm to bring 2 sets of clothing for my free makeover.

So i took half day leave and went ahead since it's FREE. When i reach there, there are tons of ppl queuing up for their makeover. Families, couples, individual...pets (yes pets!! Dogs & cats) you name it they have it. BTW, how the hell do makeover for their pets??...

Anyway, i changed into my clothes (self provided), the hair stylist took approximately 3 mins to do up my hair and the photographer took close to 100 photos, of which half of them looks as if I'm doing a commercial for a watch advertisement...(Refer to photos below).

Now come the interesting part, of the 100 odd photos they took, you're only allow 2 photos of which you can bring back. If you want the rest of the photos, you're given a choice of several makeover packages with the cheapest starting at $2288 (Discount inclusive) + all the members benefits and posters, free wedding photoshoot..etc.

So i took my 2 photos and left.

2005-12-07T13:17:00.000+08:00

Makeover courtesy of Naughty by nature.

2005-12-07T13:15:00.000+08:00

Does it look like a watch advertisment to u?

How does Politics work?

2005-12-07T11:38:00.000+08:00

A young boy asks his father, “Dad, how does Politics works?”

The father told the son, “Well you see, it’s like this. I make the money and bring it home, so I’m the Capitalist.
Your mother manages and administers the money, so she’s like the Government.
Your grandfather monitors and oversees everything to make sure that everything is in order and running smoothly, so therefore he is like the Trade Union.
Our maid does all the manual labour around the house so she’s like the Working Class.
We all have a common purpose, namely your well being, consequently you are like the People and your little brother in diapers represents the Future.”

“Do you understand my son?”

The little boy thinks about it and tells his father he’ll sleep on it and think about some more.

During the night, the little boy wakes up because his little brother had filled his diapers and is crying terribly.

Because the little boy don’t know what to do, so he went to his parents bedroom.

He found his mother lying in bed but she’s sleeping so soundly, he can’t seems to wake her up.

So the boy proceeds to the maid’s room for assistance, where he finds his father in bed with the maid, while his grandfather is inconspicuously watching the action through the bedroom window.

Everybody is so occupied with what they are doing that they didn’t even notice the little boy standing in front of them.

So because nobody comes to his aid, the little boy goes back to bed again.

The next morning, the father ask the son if he had given more thought to the question of Politics and if so, to explain in his own words how it works.

“Yes!” replied the boy.

“The Capitalist screw the Working Class,
The Unions stand idly by and watches,
While the Government sleeps,
The People are completely ignored,
And the Future lies in Shit!

That’s how Politics works!”

Bad impression of Local Blogger?

2005-12-05T11:51:00.000+08:00

Just read an article on The Newpaper dated 3th Dec 2005 Saturday. It's a 2 pages report abt Singapore blogger community. What the article says disturb me quite abit is the comparison of local bloggers' writing standard with overseas, namely US standard.

It stated that while local blogger blah just abt the minor, unimportant issues such as daily encounters or who u dislike/hate or simply just complains abt local disco bouncer, our US counterparts are blogging abt political options, state affairs. In simple terms and meaning, we have no standard.

In actual fact, are we more shallow compare to those overseas blogger? Do we actually need to blog abt political views or current affairs to show to the world that we're actually highly cultured and politically informed. There is this paragraph that mention abt a 21 year old American who blog abt the US politics that he actually got notice and gain a special entry permit into the White House for information.

Is it our education system that suppress our interest in current affairs more often than coffeeshop chit chat and complains? Will readers actually be interested in your political options and reports? How much attention does an average Singaporean pays to our local political parties, systems?

In contrast, isn't it more interesting to read abt the daily routine of xiaxue or how's the progress of Dawn yeo with her preparation of becoming a big artist? However, is this the kinda mindset we have that led to the shallow impression others have for our local blogger or do we have much more in our pockets to show? The Seeker seeks once more.

Spams Spams all over!

2005-12-03T11:06:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wonder how amazing these spams mails work their way into your emails even though u hardly even surf the net? Be it my personal e-mail, company e-mail, hell even an email i setup as a backup receive spams mails!

They range from viagra pills, patches to enlarging your manhood...cheap OEM software to hardcore porn. Even ads teaching you how to clear your bad credit or bad debts. U delete them and they just kept coming back for more. And the smartest thing i realise is that once u block a particular sender and rate it as spam mail, out pops another different sender with the same bloody content!

Once in a while when you have absolutely nothing to do, these spams do entertain you. Not that i really require the need to enlarge my manhood...hahaha.

N the most Irritating part of all, when you are finally being drawn to a particular ad that says free MP3 player or Xbox...etc, you click on the mail, out come a website enchanting you with their outstanding layout and ultra attractive offers. You eagerly sign up with for their offers, and after filling up 5 pages of your personal particulars and u click submit, the final outcome of the page says 'I'm sorry, this offer is only limited within US and Canada'. WTF....you cursed.

ChiCkEns AnYoNe?

2005-12-02T09:48:00.000+08:00

A friend of my email me the following photos of which i'm rather disturbed by as I have plans to travel to China in the near future for business purposes.

In regards to the recent bird flu incidents and the wide spread of the epidemic, he warned me against eating from unfamiliar food outlets especially from un- establish restaurants. After the photos, i guess i'll just stay away from fowls altogether.

What is the world becoming of? For beef, we have the mad cow disease, for lamb we have the clone molly, for fowls we have the bird flu epidemic...what abt seafood? sea pollution/poisoning? I guess i shall turn vegetarian soon, in a way it's healthier in view of my high cholesterol. Afterall, there are organic food rite?

2005-12-02T09:46:00.000+08:00

Rider setting off early in the morning to source around for dead chickens.

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Rider asking around for dead fowls.

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Buying of dead chickens cost 1RMB each, after processing they would be sold for 9RMB.

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Secret processing factory hidden in the mist of residential housing.

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Dead fowls thrown all over.

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A stray dog looks on as the dead chicken lies on the ground.

2005-12-02T09:41:00.000+08:00

Chickens were placed in the big rusty work fill with hot water to make the defeathering process easier.

2005-12-02T09:37:00.001+08:00

Defeathering process by the workers

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Bath tub used to soak the bare skin chickens, water to soak the chickens was never changed.

2005-12-02T09:36:00.000+08:00

Chicken waiting to be roasted after the colouring process. The red dye used is to cover up whatever bruises the chicken had and to make the meat more tender.

2005-12-02T09:34:00.000+08:00

Charcoal roasted chicken ready to serve

2005-12-01T13:29:00.000+08:00

Female version of Xu guan ying

How fragile can one life be?

2005-12-01T12:34:00.000+08:00

As i was just surfing around, pokin my nose into everybody's blog during my lunch time, I came across this piece of news from http://www.mrbrown.com/. A fellow blogger had moved on to a better place.

"Sondra, aka Idler of Idle Days passed away yesterday, from a rare blood disorder."

Seriously, it just set me thinkin what is life all abt? Day in and out we're always so busy with our commitments to making the $$$. Do we really pause for just that once sec and look around us and appreciating the fact that we're still alive?

Dengue hits Singapore hard, taking away many life to whom all are precious to their dear ones. But not a single moment i sit dwn and reflect upon the impact the virus hits us just because nobody i knew was a victim of the dengue bug. It doesn't really affect my life. N i'm feeling so ashame of myself for that.

What exactly is living all about? Money? Flashy cars, credit cards, fanciful restaurants or branded goods?...All of which I'm totally guilty of. N i really must confess that while i donated earnestly towards NKF during the donation drive, had i not secretly hope to win the top prize of a condo, car or cash? Seriously if there isn't any perks for the donation would i had still made the number of calls that i had. I'm guilty...and truly ashame.

Guilt and shame will fade as time passes by....ppl are tend to be forgetful abt their own short-comings. They only remember other's. I just hope that as the days goes, i become a better person. There's still much to learn and appreciate out there. The beauty of living.

2005-11-30T12:18:00.000+08:00

Tony Leung, family man version

Time, fame, emotion

2005-11-30T11:49:00.000+08:00

How much time does a popular top blogger actually spend updating and writing his/her blog? Can an experience blogger just literally blah off his/her thots and daily encounters? Could it really be that the daily encounters be so captivating to readers that they kept coming back for more?

What's the initial intention of starting a blog anyway? A public blog for all to see that is. Personally I'm spending my lunch time updating my blog. But can i really write my personal, most inner thots, anger, frustration or happiness...emotions freely on this cyber dairy? I really dunno. I wun know who's reading, monitoring. What if i express an emotion outburst regarding some sensitive issue that is deem as gray areas in the eyes of the law?

It's actually very contradicting because on one hand, I'll very much like to keep my emotions under control and as a MCP...if possible, kept my thots to myself. On the other hand, i very much like to knoe the reactions and response of strangers, unknown faces to these outburst and thots that i post. It's like the line is drawn between the privacy and fame. You just can't have best of both worlds. N the best part i'll start to realise, the deeper inner feeling u express in your blog, the more the readers will be captivated. They might not like wat you wrote, wat you think or even how u feel. They might leave nasty comments and remarks maybe even to the extent of a personal attack on your outlook or behaviour, but they'll be back for more. They will stick around your blog and wait to see what else your're goin to come out with. Interesting human behaviour isn't it?

Maybe soon i'll start writing on the frustration i felt abt my job, abt my life or even bitch around anythin the world evolve. Or perhaps maybe not....life is full of choices, the least you have got is a choice to choose the path you wanna.

Of mEn & DoGs

2005-11-30T08:22:00.000+08:00

Men who chase gals without the intention of getting married has the same theory as Dogs tat chase cars without the intention of driving!!

Men who thought that a man's best friend is a dog has obviously not seen a pussy before!!

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed amost unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by asecond one about 50 feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."The inquisitive man asked, "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"The man replied "Please join the queue..."

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"

2005-11-29T16:39:00.000+08:00

Philippines version of Jacky Wu

Past Experience

2005-11-29T11:49:00.000+08:00

Lots of ppl says u learn from past experience...failed experience especially. Prior to this blog, i've tried setting up a couple of websites trying to get a slice of pie in this vast cyber world called internet. This first was actually created with a help of a very close friend Liqiang. He's the IT expert in the field and i know totally shit about setting up or creating a website. It's called www.2befriends.com

I think it's was later beging converted to a Christian website and currently it's not in used again. That was a good couple of years back then...way before he went over to Aust for his degree. Obviously the result wasn't up to expectation and and we were actually generating approximately 0.25 hits per day. U're rite...that's only 1 hit in 4 days...haha and that's probably us going back to our own website checkin up and creating false hits impression.

Couple of years later, i decided to start out on my own...created another website call www.redinlove.com As you might have realise both websites are for ppl to meet up and be friends. I figure out that since most ppl that surf the web are looking for something in particular, the most popular target will be to make friends.

In fact, i never really got to learn how html or cgi scripts or watever (web making, computer terms u can think of) work... i dun really spend time studyin them....or in actually fact dun have the determination to actually start reading up and studyin and exploring them. For Christ sake, i'm more of a brick and motar man...I've a diploma in Civil and Structure Engineering from Singapore Polytechnic and degree in Business Management from Ottawa. Nothing IT related...

Well just hope that my first blog experience is going to get me somewhere and not die a natural death due to the lack of traffic or comments....but at least...i've got myself to read it and laugh about a couple of years dwn the road.

2005-11-29T09:51:00.000+08:00

Recent photo of me

Questions tat seeks for answers

2005-11-29T08:45:00.000+08:00

Issit really possible for a blogger website to hit a minimum of 20,000 plus readers per day?
Why would anybody be interested in a website tat contains practically no useful information, no financial/personal gain and entirely not related to you be so interesting that SOOO many ppl (apart from your friends or relative) would wanna spend time reading and writing blogs....

I've decided to see and try it for myself. In fact the first blog i bother to search for and read is the much publicise xiaxue's. Not again u might say. But i need to find out the answers for myself...and till now i'm still in awe and mist..(if there's such a meaning..) or that i'm still in search for my answers.

Can blogging really make a blogger rich/famous? So much to be explore and seen....56 millions surfers online daily....how to even attract the 1% traffic to your blog website?.....Questions that seeks for answers.